Wednesday, November 19, 2008
I haven't posted, now I am :P
Wait just remembered something, Seether added me as a friend on imeem.com and I saw the music video for "Breakdown" which is fucking awesome!!
Friday, November 14, 2008
Just Relax and get Fucked Over pt.2 and other stuff.
Well I woke up around noon or so, which was a bummer because I wanted to help Kiwi prep for the Obama party. Got dressed and watched some Law and Order. The party stared at 14:00, however no one showed. About an hour or so later we get a visitor, the only one we didn't want, Smerz. Kiwi and I spend a little time ripping on him (about 2 hours, can't remember what happened) before Steve arrived at around 17:50. I rush with him to get to the bank to cash my check so I can get some candy for the Obamabration, however, shit. I get to the bank only to find out they closed, so I go to the ATM machine to see if I can transfer from my savings account to my checking account (I did that becasue I was going to out the money right back plus a bit more from my check). This is when I get fucked. I go into my savings account, only to find there's nothing in it. My dad had stolen the money out of there. I try several times just to make sure it's not me or the ATM, but to no avail. I go back to the van pissed as fuck over this and on top of all that I told Coop we would be by to pick him up. I had no money to make good on any of my promises; I felt like absolute shit.Steve told me not to worry and that he would put some gas in the van (I said I would also give him gas money for helping me) and we would pick up Coop. So we did. Got back to Kiwi's and forgot all about the missing money, however when the party died down and everyone left (read Kiwi's and Chris's blog to find out more about the party) I thought about it, I really hate money.
Sunday:
Woke up late, again watched some football (Packers lost, again) then got a ride to work. Work was great but soooo fucking slow! I was pretty much done at 18:15 so I talked to Chad and Erick (I can't spell his name right now). Got a turkey club (I <3>Whoopers. Then Chad made shakes for all the employees (WooT!). Ann came in later with the phone and tlod me I had a call, it was my dad. He asked me if I needed a ride home, I told him yes then hung up the phone. I finished up the rest of the dishes and left. Not only was that my slowest day, but it was also my shortest day (around three and a half hours) Stopped by Kiwi's to pick up my things said later and went home. I sat around mad until I went to bed around 3:20 in the morning.
Monday:
Sucked. Went over to that goddamn house with my dad missing Heroes in the process, got home at 22:00 somthing, sat around until I went to bed.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Just relax and get fucked over pt. 1
Friday, November 7, 2008
Day to Day
Thursday, November 6, 2008
WhY?
So I came into BD today, for those of you who don't read Kiwi's blog (shame on you) got my bike from Kiwi's before heading off to find Coop. Coop wasn't in town, so I biked around to look for him. I passed the Zenecki's house and noticed there dad was outside, so I quickly ask him if he has seen Coop today. I got a no from him, which didn't really surprise me that much, so I continue on my way when I hear my name getting called from behind me. It was Mandie.
BREAK TIME!!
Do I look like the type of guy girls go for? If you're wondering what I'm thinking about, it's waffles. Zombie waffles that try to eat the cream filling out of cabbages made of tacos. I've perplexed the minds of the tired and munchie craved.
Resume session
She asked me why I didn't say hi and I told her I was looking for Mr. Cooper. I gave her a hug and was about ready to continue on my way. Then she asked me to walk her to the library. Because it was getting dark, I obliged with her request and just said to myself "I'll look for Coop right after this". That never happened. As we approached the the library Mandie informs me that some guy who has been stalking her is in the library. So I stick around a bit longer just to make sure things don't go south for her. We stay there for about a half an hour until, boom this creepy fuck comes from behind me leans in on the table Mandie and I are sitting at and says some wiccan shit which meant "Happy Halloween". I'm quite disturbed by this, So I decide to follow the fuck bag out of the library, to his van. I call to the fucker several times and he makes sure not to turn around or make eye contact with me. So I say to him "My friend says you've been stalking her". He immediately says quote "I haven't talked to her in two years, I thought she was eighteen, I tried to give her eighty bucks, shes a lire." ROFL! I scared the shit out of that fuck bag by saying " Mind not ever looking at her again?" Which at that point he hurries into his car and I turn my back on him. Two other ladies were getting into there car and I told them to "watch out for that guy, he's a stalker." After that whole ordeal, we went back to Mandie's, talked outside for a bit, then went inside and got some cider. I had mine cold while Mandie had hers hot with honey. Kyle came into the room then and started conversing with us. Mandie made herself some dinner, Kyle and I went down stairs ans started watching the Mummy Returns. Mandie so joined us and then Kyle and Mandie played a game of magic. Shards of Alara has some cheating ass cards, fucking mystic rares. Kyle won the game then we continued watching the Mummy. Mandie left for a few minutes, then came back with all these picurte she got from school. I loled at most of them, and rofled at some of them. Odd thing about that was while I was sitting there, she kept getting up to get more pictures, and each time she would come back she would sit closer to me. eventually she was damn near under me but lucky for me they had to get ready for bed. So I gave her another hug and set on my way. Got to Kiwi's house around 21: 20 talked to Kiwi's mom for about twenty-five minutes, the Kiwi showed. Read Kiwi's blog for a complete story of what we did at his house. When I departed from Kiwi's house, it was about midnight, biked my normal route of titonia, good hope, greenbay, stopped at Speedway and got a No Fear, Orange Full Throttle, and a Red Amp. Paid four-twenty one for all three because the coupon is only good for a buck-fifty. I got home around twelve- forty, said to myself I'm not blogging tonight, and went to talk to Andwan. After that I went upstair and got in the bed, but not before ingesting half of my No Fear. It tasted weird, I got in the bed and fell asleep. Got up about a half hour later via falling out of the bed and have been up ever sense. I think I'm going to try my hand at sleeping once more, even though it's five - forty right now, fuck what the clock on the sight says it's wrong. damnit, now it's five-fortyone.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Hell Yeah, Obama Won
Old shit I wrote, have a read
0:33
Well it’s been too fucking long. I think the last time I wrote anything was early August/ late July. Normally I would fill you in on the happenings of my life so far, but fuck that, It would take too much time to write down. Instead I’m going to talk about what on my mind right now, don’t like it?! Well then get the fuck outta my head. Oh, you WOULD like me to kill myself you self hating bastard! Well I guess your right, it would be funny. Well on to it then! I’ve been really horny lately, so much that I’m actually considering online dating for more than my social experiment. Sad huh? Want to now what’s sadder than that? The shit loads of women on there actually trying to talk to me! ME Jacob Christopher Bowers! What the fuck has the world come to where an ugly, hateful fucking chut like me can ACTUALLY have women invest time in trying to talk to me?! Maybe I’m being too hard on myself, or maybe the world has become that much dumber of a place. Not only that but my hate levels have sky rocketed in the last week of so. I think it’s because I’ve opened myself up to love again and the last time I did that is when I fell for Holly. Oh my god… I’m starting to tear up just by writing that fucking word down; her name. I had to back space and try to write the fact that I ever had feelings for her several times and even started to breathe sporadically and become dizzy. Do I hate her that much, or did I love her that much? Either way It’s the past, and that is where I’ll leave it. Well right now I’m trying to ask my D12 a couple of questions about a girl, I mean woman I’m interested in. I’m bored of writing, I’m going to go to bed now, later.
Monday September 29, 2008
20:09
I’m slow as a fucking inbred redneck named Jeb who thinks computers are magic. Why am I lashing out at myself so badly you ask? Well, it so happens that the car my parents were renting actually turned out to be a car they brought. Not only that but, they bought another car too. Our family now owns four cars. The funny thing about it is I was in BD when this shit went down, so I fucking come home and think there’s a rental van in the back with the expedition, no that would be our 2008 Honda Odyssey. So after that I find out mom went to work, but her van was out in front. So I think she has work at 23:00. Fucking wrong! She had already gone to work, in her new 2008 Honda Civic. This is just me but, what the flying fuck is going on here! To top it off Andwan’s back home, oh and I’m also getting forced into getting a license. I just noticed something awesome, Phillip, Andwan and I are in the dinning room listening to music and none of it sounds the same. I know that doesn’t mean anything to anyone but, we all grew up together yet were all so different, that’s how a family is supposed to work. On to other stuff, Umm…. yeah…. Coop was in BD Saturday, even if it was only of a couple of hours. Well that’s about it for now, laterness.
Monday October 6, 2008
22:47
Yeah, I have like a week of shit to write about but I’m not going to do that because I really don’t give enough of a fuck to honestly write about that. So Mom was supposed to pick me up from Kiwi’s house at like nine this morning but se ended up falling asleep in the car for three hours in the YMCA parking lot. Then she went into the Y to swim for an hour, which turned into another three hours. She finally came to Kiwi’s at 15:30. Unfortunately at that time we were headed to the bank. So mom took Kiwi and I to the bank then we went back to Kiwi’s so I could get my book bag and drop off Kiwi. That whole fucking thing annoyed the shit out of me; I guess it was because I didn’t feel good today and I really wanted to take a bath. Anyways, after all that shit we went home to get Andwan and Phillip so we could go get something to eat. Princess jumped up on the car a scratched it. I’ll have to fix that tomorrow. We finally left about 16:15 then had to go back to the house because dad only four blocks away couldn’t come and open the door for them. So after going back to the house from Pewaukee we left again went to Golden Corral had a decent meal then came back home. Dumb bitches left, watched Heroes, dumb bitches came back; dad came home, told Eugenia never to talk to me again, and got into a heated argument with Phillip. Now I’m writing, kind of wishing I could’ve made it back to BD but oh fucking well, I had a full fucking day. I still have to do the fucking dishes on top of it all, with out the use of a plug for the sink.
Wednesday October 8, 2008
20:22
Yeah not much happened today but just because, I’ll write something. The second presidential debate was on last night McCain lost, no surprise there, Obama has this election in the bag, lets all hope it stays that way; because if it doesn’t, that I’ll be the end of the world, I’ll make sure of it. By that I mean I’ll try to find a way to displace the government and in doing that, it may cause the U.S. to go into another civil war and that will cause our enemies to jump us, a new power struggle will start thus throwing the world into a war, lest the UN stops it. We’ll see. Well if the government ever gets hold of this I’ll probably be sent to prison for treason. Fuck. Oh and Obama rules, that’s a fact. Women are hot…… why did I just write that? I have no fucking clue. Fair enough, but you really have to stop that shit, K? You know what, what if I fucking chop off my frontal lobe effectively killing you. Yeah I don’t see life that great and if I can leave this world with killing one thing I’ll be fine. You’re right about that I would miss ice cream, you win this round.
Januii says: My name is only the start of your torment, your name will be the end.
