I feel like writing shit again

Hello and salutations to those of you bored enough to traverse this hole in the internet that is my blog. Once more I've decided to do a "I feel like writing shit" blog. Those of you who've been here prior should have expected this. I try to keep my word even though my word is 9 fucking months old. Oh well, shit happens I guess. I only wish I could implement some of the things I write on here; but alas, I'm rambling. I think it's about time to the this fucking shit show on the road! I think I'm gonna stick with the format I used last time. If you don't like it, well refer to my previous entries introduction. You'll find my stance on the matter there. More notably you should look for a phone number to contact. + If I went to a rally about gay rights, Id have a sign that would say: "As long as someone makes me a sandwich, I don't give a fuck. + If I were to rule China, I'd break Mongolia's city (pronounced "shitty") walls in reparations. + If I feel like punching someone in the fucking face, telling me to calm down is like shooting napalm at an oil rig that is set ablaze, hoping it will quell the flames. ***If by some chance anyone I worked with at Ryan's ever sees this; Now do you understand why Ron pissed me off so much? If so, leave me your answer/understanding in the comments*** + If I were to give a fuck about the people in North Carolina as much as I do the people in Wisconsin (my girlfriend excluded), may the almighty Bob strike me in the nuts. + I've haven't been really lazy about my blogging in 2011, I've been really lazy about my posting in 2011. + Having a girlfriend who encourages me to play video games is great. Now if I can find the budgeting for video games. Damn you irony; you coy bastard. As of yesterday, the Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim has come out. If you love the series, then good for you. If you don't love the series, that's alright too. However, if you don't like the series and have friends who do then you call them a "nerd" for liking it or any other video game for that matter, then fuck you. Also your understanding of the word "nerd" needs to be reevaluated. Here's something I wanted to do in last I.F.L.W.S. blog but didn't. Welcome, the top list. On the menu this blog: The top companies I hate. 1. Buffets inc: I worked for there corporation for about a year. The only thing I learned from this experience is that I will never dine at one of there cesspools again. For anyone who has kept in touch with me in the past year; you should know why this is first on the list. 2. Wal-Mart: I may buy from them, but that's because (like many other people) I have no choice but to. 3. Apple inc: I know I have some friends that are in fact, on Apple's dick. This is reason enough not to like them or their shitty, flashed up pieces of out-dated bullshit. Not taking into account that they're selling this shit and people are actually stupid enough to buy it. Hmm... I should find more companies to hate. For now though, this should suffice. If you have any idea on what my next top list should be, drop me a line in the comments. If your suggestion is good enough I'll use it and give you props in the next I.F.L.W.S. blog. Ah, well BREAK TIME! Spiderman up in dis bitch!

And some other pics that tickled me.

After seeing that, I was like:

I Feel Like Writing Shit

So that's exactly what I'm going to do. This isn't a real "blog" per say, but read this shit anyway because you know it'll be dope.
To start off, I'm going to list some shit I like. Gotta problem with that? Take it up with HR. There location is up your ass; there phone number 1-800-stfunub. Hope you enjoyed that bit, now on to what I said I was gonna do.

I don't think that I ever could be "Star struck". But if I would give that honor to anyone, it would have to be Dave Grohl.

I like either geeky/nerdy girls or dark/goth girls. I guess my reasoning for this is that both of these types of women are creative, intelligent and for the most part misunderstood. Not only that, the only difference with the two types is dark chicks are openly freaky while geeky chicks are secretly freaky. Either way, I win.
***Small note here; Dark chicks are the ones who like talking about blowing up things in gritty detail but would give there life to protect a puppy. Not like psycho chicks who talk about blowing up puppies in gritty detail. That's shit's not cool.***

Cloudy sky days are very calming to me. I can't really explain it, there just wonderful. The world around you is illuminated, but not shining. It makes everything seem so soft and innocent, if just for a moment.


In respect to some of the things I like; normally awesome quotes, I refrain from trying to get them into the mainstream. The reason why I don't lets peeps in on the goods is because I don't want the awesomeness I enjoy so much bastardized by you lot. Don't act like it wouldn't happen, were awful persons. There is one I will give you though. I don't think you all can really warp this, that and it isn't really some secret nugget, it's just fuckin funny:


Don't you just miss the days of the gentlemen?

If I ran a country here is how things would go down:
+ If you want to vacation in my country, you must pass an IQ test (105 passes)
+ Depending on the circumstance, hitting someone in the balls will be charged just as severely as attempted murder
+ Marijuana will be legalized. Not so stoners can enjoy there hobby out in the open, but to make my country a exporter of hemp products. Things such as paper products, medicines, and textiles. This is a market untouched by the U.S. so I see it as a good investment.
+ Illegal immigrants will not be tolerated. Employers (including private citizens) who have hired Illegals will have to pay a fine and pay the fees for the illegal to become a citizen, and/or have the person who hired them and that companies CEO and/or president work for the same wages as the illegal for 1 year. A second offense warrants expulsion from my country.
+ There will be a clear separation of church and state. Any and all religious context in any official governed text or building will be rendered faulty.
+ There will be no life imprisonment for those who admit to killing another person or animal (domestic) intentionally without the proper licensing. You will be killed in the fashion you murdered in, then ground up and turned into compost.
*** note on licensing: the way this will work is for example someone admitted to killing a family member of yours or has been identified as the murderer (with a .01% margin of error but seeing as everyone here has an above average IQ, I think were good) you my get a certificate of Vendetta from your local police station and you get to hunt down that fuck bag and invoke your own justice. Old school son!
+Public Displays of Affection will be tasteful (no tongue, no dry humping) and in some areas (i.e. food courts) not allowed.
+ There will be no Starbucks.
+ You must speak our countries official language while in public. Places of language learning are exempt.


Well I hope this was a good time waster for you all. Although I know the likely hood of someone reading this is low, I still enjoyed getting to write this. I think I may do a couple of "I Feel Like Writing Shit" blogs, because I had a lot of fun with this. Ok peeps, I'm out.