Steve Job's: Douche Bag

Oh yeah! It's hot! It's in! Shinny, shinny, flash flash!!
It's wait, a PC(personal Computer)?
Yes, that is correct, just like old lame virus filled, boring Windows.
Starts at the low, low price of $1100.00 (plus s&H) or go to the "i"store buy it and still pay for it to be shipped to you instead of leaving the store with it! Who cares if a PC that runs on windows is *$600.00 cheaper to start off at! Where's the hip marketing campaign? Also the parts it would take to surpass that of a iMac only cost **$400.00 more! (so if your keeping track that's already saving you $100.00)
*: Estimated from Dell.com and Gateway.com
**: Not shopping around; just going to Best Buy. Oh this is including Adobe Photoshop CS3. (CS4 are teh nucking futs!)
That sounds to hip and cool, I think I'll go suck off Steve Jobs!
Oh and we mustn't forget about the super-awesome iPhone!
You know I'm going to say this now; I keep typing capitol I's for the "i" shit because I have an IQ (not iQ!) over 80.
Listen here you stupid fucking sheep, unless in this time of economic crisis you need a PC that cost well over a fucking grand that's not for professional use, you need to run off a fucking cliff.
You see Steve Jobs as this magical hero, here to save you from the oppressive evil of the Microsoft Corporation. Guess what retards, he's not, he only cares about how much of your money he can fit into his wallet before going home to bang a random super model and use your hard earned money as a dildo, for himself.
The point is, the fuck bag runs a corporation, just like Bill Gates, only he sucks more at it, that's why Macs aren't more common not because Bill Gates is some diabolical mastermind who's looking to hold a monopoly over all PC users.

The problem here is people nowadays are too fucking stupid and lazy to learn the basics of computers so Mr. Bells and Whistles swoops in with a shiny light and says "Hop on the easy train everybody! Next stop easy street!"
The fact of the matter is Mac has just as many problems as Windows just not as many viruses because most of the people who use Macs don't use them to do things hackers are interested in, things that will get hackers your identity and/or money. As a matter of fact, most of the people who use Macs don't even do there own bills! They have people who do it for them (normally on Windows). Get what I'm driving at here?
One point I'm trying to make clear is Windows still sucks, but at least I get to keep my money and not look like a fucking dipshit.



And here are some more insightful words on the products that Steve Jobs puts out.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant

thebestpageintheuniverse.net, you gotta love Maddox.

If after all of this you still feel the iMac and iPhone are great and awesome, well remember what I said about that cliff? Run the fuck off of it. Now.