Tuesday, October 5, 2010

I watched a change...

A change in what I knew. A change in what I loved. A change that I had no control over. A change I couldn't make. What is this change you may ask? The change I was asked to make was to change who I was, truly. To bind myself within my own mind, to delude and warp my being into a husk of what I am. Simply, I was asked to stop changing into a man. However, I'm not a liberty to give into such a request. I am the person who I will be for just about the end of my days. If such a thing does not sit well with you, then we have nothing more to discuss and I'd suggest that you would politely get out of my life.

For those of you whom still find yourselves inclined to keep reading, then welcome; welcome to the true me. Here are a few things that have "changed" about me.

* I like alcohol, a lot.
* I like going to parties with strangers so I can get a chance to meet new people.
* I like to try new places and new things. I'll become sedentary when I'm in a home or dead.
* Believe it or not, when I go out anywhere publicly (ie. restaurants, movies, stores, ect.), I have hopes in meeting a girl (unless I already have a girlfriend) so I'd like it if you would "act" presentable.
* If you have something to say, say it. If you want to pussy foot around, get the fuck out of my face and depending on the severity of the situation, get the fuck out of my life; the teen years are over.

Now all of that may seem like a lot to take in but I assure you, I've kept most everything else the same. For example:

*I still love amphibians
*I still like being an environmentalist
*I still act goofy
*I'm still going to become a chef
*I still "hate" a good may things that you all should be familiar with.
*I still have a low tolerance for bullshit

See, I'm still pretty much the same person, but keep in mind the newer concepts about me.

BREAK TIME!



If you love me, get me this beer. :D



It's good being 21.

I'm going to end this thing on a higher note this time around.


5900 Barefoot Ln
Concord, NC 28025

1. Head northwest on Danbrooke Dr toward Flowes Store Rd
210 ft
2. Turn right at Flowes Store Rd
2.1 mi
3. Turn left at US-601 N
5.0 mi
4. Slight left at Warren C Coleman Blvd N
213 ft
5. Turn left at US-29 S/Concord Pkwy S
Continue to follow US-29 S

8.1 mi
6. Turn right to merge onto I-485 N toward I-85 N
1.0 mi
7. Take the exit onto I-85 S toward Spartanburg
37.7 mi
8. Take exit 10B to merge onto US-74 W/Andrew Jackson Hwy toward Kings Mountain/Shelby
Continue to follow US-74 W

55.8 mi
9. Merge onto I-26 W
34.5 mi
10. Continue onto US-74 W
0.7 mi
11. Merge onto I-40 W
Entering Tennessee

104 mi
12. Slight right at US-25W N (signs for I-640 W/I-75 N/Lexington)
0.4 mi
13. Continue onto I-640 W
6.6 mi
14. Take exit 3A to merge onto I-75 N toward Lexington
Entering Kentucky

172 mi
15. Continue onto I-64 W
68.7 mi
16. Take exit 5A on the left toward I-65/Nashville/Indianapolis
0.2 mi
17. Merge onto I-71 S
0.3 mi
18. Take the exit onto I-65 N toward Indianapolis
Entering Indiana

262 mi
19. Take exit 262 for I-90 toward Illinois/Ohio
0.4 mi
20. Merge onto I- 90 Access Rd
Partial toll road

0.2 mi
21. Merge onto I-90 W via the ramp to Chicago
Partial toll road
Entering Illinois

39.9 mi
22. Continue onto I-94 W
13.5 mi
23. Continue onto US-41 N/Skokie Hwy
25.6 mi
24. Take the ramp onto I-94 W
Entering Wisconsin

39.3 mi
25. Continue onto I-43 N
3.6 mi
26. Take exit 75 toward Keefe Ave/Atkinson Ave
0.1 mi
27. Merge onto Access Rd
453 ft
28. Continue onto N 7th St
262 ft
29. Turn left at W Atkinson Ave
0.4 mi
30. Turn right at N 13th St
Destination will be on the left

0.2 mi

3931 N 13th St
Milwaukee, WI 53206

This is my way home. I'll see you readers who got this far in March.

2 comments:

Steve313 said...

How do I get that bear sent to your house

Jake said...

I just found out you can't mail alcohol in the U.S. Fucking bull shit!!!