I feel like writing shit again

Hello and salutations to those of you bored enough to traverse this hole in the internet that is my blog. Once more I've decided to do a "I feel like writing shit" blog. Those of you who've been here prior should have expected this. I try to keep my word even though my word is 9 fucking months old. Oh well, shit happens I guess. I only wish I could implement some of the things I write on here; but alas, I'm rambling. I think it's about time to the this fucking shit show on the road! I think I'm gonna stick with the format I used last time. If you don't like it, well refer to my previous entries introduction. You'll find my stance on the matter there. More notably you should look for a phone number to contact. + If I went to a rally about gay rights, Id have a sign that would say: "As long as someone makes me a sandwich, I don't give a fuck. + If I were to rule China, I'd break Mongolia's city (pronounced "shitty") walls in reparations. + If I feel like punching someone in the fucking face, telling me to calm down is like shooting napalm at an oil rig that is set ablaze, hoping it will quell the flames. ***If by some chance anyone I worked with at Ryan's ever sees this; Now do you understand why Ron pissed me off so much? If so, leave me your answer/understanding in the comments*** + If I were to give a fuck about the people in North Carolina as much as I do the people in Wisconsin (my girlfriend excluded), may the almighty Bob strike me in the nuts. + I've haven't been really lazy about my blogging in 2011, I've been really lazy about my posting in 2011. + Having a girlfriend who encourages me to play video games is great. Now if I can find the budgeting for video games. Damn you irony; you coy bastard. As of yesterday, the Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim has come out. If you love the series, then good for you. If you don't love the series, that's alright too. However, if you don't like the series and have friends who do then you call them a "nerd" for liking it or any other video game for that matter, then fuck you. Also your understanding of the word "nerd" needs to be reevaluated. Here's something I wanted to do in last I.F.L.W.S. blog but didn't. Welcome, the top list. On the menu this blog: The top companies I hate. 1. Buffets inc: I worked for there corporation for about a year. The only thing I learned from this experience is that I will never dine at one of there cesspools again. For anyone who has kept in touch with me in the past year; you should know why this is first on the list. 2. Wal-Mart: I may buy from them, but that's because (like many other people) I have no choice but to. 3. Apple inc: I know I have some friends that are in fact, on Apple's dick. This is reason enough not to like them or their shitty, flashed up pieces of out-dated bullshit. Not taking into account that they're selling this shit and people are actually stupid enough to buy it. Hmm... I should find more companies to hate. For now though, this should suffice. If you have any idea on what my next top list should be, drop me a line in the comments. If your suggestion is good enough I'll use it and give you props in the next I.F.L.W.S. blog. Ah, well BREAK TIME! Spiderman up in dis bitch!

And some other pics that tickled me.

After seeing that, I was like: