To start off, I'm going to list some shit I like. Gotta problem with that? Take it up with HR. There location is up your ass; there phone number 1-800-stfunub. Hope you enjoyed that bit, now on to what I said I was gonna do.
I don't think that I ever could be "Star struck". But if I would give that honor to anyone, it would have to be Dave Grohl.
I like either geeky/nerdy girls or dark/goth girls. I guess my reasoning for this is that both of these types of women are creative, intelligent and for the most part misunderstood. Not only that, the only difference with the two types is dark chicks are openly freaky while geeky chicks are secretly freaky. Either way, I win.
***Small note here; Dark chicks are the ones who like talking about blowing up things in gritty detail but would give there life to protect a puppy. Not like psycho chicks who talk about blowing up puppies in gritty detail. That's shit's not cool.***
Cloudy sky days are very calming to me. I can't really explain it, there just wonderful. The world around you is illuminated, but not shining. It makes everything seem so soft and innocent, if just for a moment.
In respect to some of the things I like; normally awesome quotes, I refrain from trying to get them into the mainstream. The reason why I don't lets peeps in on the goods is because I don't want the awesomeness I enjoy so much bastardized by you lot. Don't act like it wouldn't happen, were awful persons. There is one I will give you though. I don't think you all can really warp this, that and it isn't really some secret nugget, it's just fuckin funny:
Don't you just miss the days of the gentlemen?
If I ran a country here is how things would go down:
+ If you want to vacation in my country, you must pass an IQ test (105 passes)
+ Depending on the circumstance, hitting someone in the balls will be charged just as severely as attempted murder
+ Marijuana will be legalized. Not so stoners can enjoy there hobby out in the open, but to make my country a exporter of hemp products. Things such as paper products, medicines, and textiles. This is a market untouched by the U.S. so I see it as a good investment.
+ Illegal immigrants will not be tolerated. Employers (including private citizens) who have hired Illegals will have to pay a fine and pay the fees for the illegal to become a citizen, and/or have the person who hired them and that companies CEO and/or president work for the same wages as the illegal for 1 year. A second offense warrants expulsion from my country.
+ There will be a clear separation of church and state. Any and all religious context in any official governed text or building will be rendered faulty.
+ There will be no life imprisonment for those who admit to killing another person or animal (domestic) intentionally without the proper licensing. You will be killed in the fashion you murdered in, then ground up and turned into compost.
*** note on licensing: the way this will work is for example someone admitted to killing a family member of yours or has been identified as the murderer (with a .01% margin of error but seeing as everyone here has an above average IQ, I think were good) you my get a certificate of Vendetta from your local police station and you get to hunt down that fuck bag and invoke your own justice. Old school son!
+Public Displays of Affection will be tasteful (no tongue, no dry humping) and in some areas (i.e. food courts) not allowed.
+ There will be no Starbucks.
+ You must speak our countries official language while in public. Places of language learning are exempt.
Well I hope this was a good time waster for you all. Although I know the likely hood of someone reading this is low, I still enjoyed getting to write this. I think I may do a couple of "I Feel Like Writing Shit" blogs, because I had a lot of fun with this. Ok peeps, I'm out.
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